History of Tom Jones, a Foundling by Henry Fielding
Chapter iii.
The character of Mr Square the philosopher, and of Mr Thwackum the
divine; with a dispute concerning----
The name of this gentleman, who had then resided some time at Mr
Allworthy's house, was Mr Square. His natural parts were not of the
first rate, but he had greatly improved them by a learned education.
He was deeply read in the antients, and a profest master of all the
works of Plato and Aristotle. Upon which great models he had
principally formed himself; sometimes according with the opinion of
the one, and sometimes with that of the other. In morals he was a
profest Platonist, and in religion he inclined to be an Aristotelian.
But though he had, as we have said, formed his morals on the Platonic
model, yet he perfectly agreed with the opinion of Aristotle, in
considering that great man rather in the quality of a philosopher or a
speculatist, than as a legislator. This sentiment he carried a great
way; indeed, so far, as to regard all virtue as matter of theory only.
This, it is true, he never affirmed, as I have heard, to any one; and
yet upon the least attention to his conduct, I cannot help thinking it
was his real opinion, as it will perfectly reconcile some
contradictions which might otherwise appear in his character.
This gentleman and Mr Thwackum scarce ever met without a disputation;
for their tenets were indeed diametrically opposite to each other.
Square held human nature to be the perfection of all virtue, and that
vice was a deviation from our nature, in the same manner as deformity
of body is. Thwackum, on the contrary, maintained that the human mind,
since the fall, was nothing but a sink of iniquity, till purified and
redeemed by grace. In one point only they agreed, which was, in all
their discourses on morality never to mention the word goodness. The
favourite phrase of the former, was the natural beauty of virtue; that
of the latter, was the divine power of grace. The former measured all
actions by the unalterable rule of right, and the eternal fitness of
things; the latter decided all matters by authority; but in doing
this, he always used the scriptures and their commentators, as the
lawyer doth his Coke upon Lyttleton, where the comment is of equal
authority with the text.
After this short introduction, the reader will be pleased to remember,
that the parson had concluded his speech with a triumphant question,
to which he had apprehended no answer; viz., Can any honour exist
independent on religion?
To this Square answered; that it was impossible to discourse
philosophically concerning words, till their meaning was first
established: that there were scarce any two words of a more vague and
uncertain signification, than the two he had mentioned; for that there
were almost as many different opinions concerning honour, as
concerning religion. “But,” says he, “if by honour you mean the true
natural beauty of virtue, I will maintain it may exist independent of
any religion whatever. Nay,” added he, “you yourself will allow it may
exist independent of all but one: so will a Mahometan, a Jew, and all
the maintainers of all the different sects in the world.”
Thwackum replied, this was arguing with the usual malice of all the
enemies to the true Church. He said, he doubted not but that all the
infidels and hereticks in the world would, if they could, confine
honour to their own absurd errors and damnable deceptions; “but
honour,” says he, “is not therefore manifold, because there are many
absurd opinions about it; nor is religion manifold, because there are
various sects and heresies in the world. When I mention religion, I
mean the Christian religion; and not only the Christian religion, but
the Protestant religion; and not only the Protestant religion, but the
Church of England. And when I mention honour, I mean that mode of
Divine grace which is not only consistent with, but dependent upon,
this religion; and is consistent with and dependent upon no other. Now
to say that the honour I here mean, and which was, I thought, all the
honour I could be supposed to mean, will uphold, much less dictate an
untruth, is to assert an absurdity too shocking to be conceived.”
“I purposely avoided,” says Square, “drawing a conclusion which I
thought evident from what I have said; but if you perceived it, I am
sure you have not attempted to answer it. However, to drop the article
of religion, I think it is plain, from what you have said, that we
have different ideas of honour; or why do we not agree in the same
terms of its explanation? I have asserted, that true honour and true
virtue are almost synonymous terms, and they are both founded on the
unalterable rule of right, and the eternal fitness of things; to which
an untruth being absolutely repugnant and contrary, it is certain that
true honour cannot support an untruth. In this, therefore, I think we
are agreed; but that this honour can be said to be founded on
religion, to which it is antecedent, if by religion be meant any
positive law--”
“I agree,” answered Thwackum, with great warmth, “with a man who
asserts honour to be antecedent to religion! Mr Allworthy, did I
agree--?”
He was proceeding when Mr Allworthy interposed, telling them very
coldly, they had both mistaken his meaning; for that he had said
nothing of true honour.--It is possible, however, he would not have
easily quieted the disputants, who were growing equally warm, had not
another matter now fallen out, which put a final end to the
conversation at present.
Chapters
- Chapter 1 Ch.1
- BOOK I -- CONTAINING AS MUCH OF THE BIRTH OF THE FOUNDLING AS IS Ch.2
- Chapter i -- The introduction to the work, or bill of fare to the Ch.3
- Chapter ii -- A short description of squire Allworthy, and a fuller Ch.4
- Chapter iii -- An odd accident which befel Mr Allworthy at his return Ch.5
- Chapter iv -- The reader's neck brought into danger by a description; Ch.6
- Chapter v -- Containing a few common matters, with a very uncommon Ch.7
- Chapter vi -- Mrs Deborah is introduced into the parish with a Ch.8
- Chapter vii -- Containing such grave matter, that the reader cannot Ch.9
- Chapter viii -- A dialogue between Mesdames Bridget and Deborah; Ch.10
- Chapter x -- The hospitality of Allworthy; with a short sketch of the Ch.11
- Chapter xi -- Containing many rules, and some examples, concerning Ch.12
- Chapter xii -- Containing what the reader may, perhaps, expect to find Ch.13
- Chapter xiii -- Which concludes the first book; with an instance of Ch.14
- BOOK II -- CONTAINING SCENES OF MATRIMONIAL FELICITY IN DIFFERENT Ch.15
- Chapter i -- Showing what kind of a history this is; what it is like, Ch.16
- Chapter ii -- Religious cautions against showing too much favour to Ch.17
- Chapter iii -- The description of a domestic government founded upon Ch.18
- Chapter iv -- Containing one of the most bloody battles, or rather Ch.19
- Chapter v -- Containing much matter to exercise the judgment and Ch.20
- Chapter vi -- The trial of Partridge, the schoolmaster, for Ch.21
- Chapter vii -- A short sketch of that felicity which prudent couples Ch.22
- Chapter viii -- A receipt to regain the lost affections of a wife, Ch.23
- Chapter ix -- A proof of the infallibility of the foregoing receipt, Ch.24
- BOOK III -- CONTAINING THE MOST MEMORABLE TRANSACTIONS WHICH PASSED IN Ch.25
- Chapter ii -- The heroe of this great history appears with very bad Ch.26
- Chapter iii -- The character of Mr Square the philosopher, and of Mr Ch.27
- Chapter iv. Ch.28
- Chapter v. -- The opinions of the divine and the philosopher Ch.29
- Chapter vi -- Containing a better reason still for the Ch.30
- Chapter vii -- In which the author himself makes his appearance on the Ch.31
- Chapter viii -- A childish incident, in which, however, is seen a Ch.32
- Chapter ix -- Containing an incident of a more heinous kind, with the Ch.33
- Chapter x -- In which Master Blifil and Jones appear in different Ch.34
- Chapter ii -- A short hint of what we can do in the sublime, and a Ch.35
- Chapter iii -- Wherein the history goes back to commemorate a trifling Ch.36
- Chapter iv -- Containing such very deep and grave matters, that some Ch.37
- Chapter vi -- An apology for the insensibility of Mr Jones to all the Ch.38
- Chapter viii -- A battle sung by the muse in the Homerican style, and Ch.39
- Chapter x -- A story told by Mr Supple, the curate. The penetration of Ch.40
- Chapter xi -- The narrow escape of Molly Seagrim, with some Ch.41
- Chapter xii -- Containing much clearer matters; but which flowed from Ch.42
- Chapter xiii -- A dreadful accident which befel Sophia. The gallant Ch.43
- Chapter xiv -- The arrival of a surgeon.--His operations, and a long Ch.44
- BOOK V -- CONTAINING A PORTION OF TIME SOMEWHAT LONGER THAN HALF A Ch.45
- Chapter i -- Of the SERIOUS in writing, and for what purpose it is Ch.46
- Chapter ii -- In which Mr Jones receives many friendly visits during Ch.47
- Chapter iii -- Which all who have no heart will think to contain much Ch.48
- Chapter iv -- A little chapter, in which is contained a little Ch.49
- Chapter vi -- By comparing which with the former, the reader may Ch.50
- Chapter ix -- Which, among other things, may serve as a comment on Ch.51
- Chapter x -- Showing the truth of many observations of Ovid, and of Ch.52
- Chapter xi -- In which a simile in Mr Pope's period of a mile Ch.53
- Chapter xii -- In which is seen a more moving spectacle than all the Ch.54
- Chapter ii -- The character of Mrs Western. Her great learning and Ch.55
- Chapter v -- In which is related what passed between Sophia and her Ch.56
- Chapter vi -- Containing a dialogue between Sophia and Mrs Honour, Ch.57
- Chapter vii -- A picture of formal courtship in miniature, as it Ch.58
- Chapter xi -- A short chapter; but which contains sufficient matter to Ch.59
- Chapter xiii -- The behaviour of Sophia on the present occasion; which Ch.60
- Chapter xiv -- A short chapter, containing a short dialogue between Ch.61
- Chapter ii -- Containing a conversation which Mr Jones had with Ch.62
- Chapter vii -- A strange resolution of Sophia, and a more strange Ch.63
- Chapter viii -- Containing scenes of altercation, of no very uncommon Ch.64
- Chapter ix -- The wise demeanour of Mr Western in the character of a Ch.65
- Chapter x -- Containing several matters, natural enough perhaps, but Ch.66
- Chapter xiii -- Containing the great address of the landlady, the Ch.67
- Chapter xiv -- A most dreadful chapter indeed; and which few readers Ch.68
- Chapter i -- A wonderful long chapter concerning the marvellous; being Ch.69
- Chapter iv -- In which is introduced one of the pleasantest barbers Ch.70
- Chapter vi -- In which more of the talents of Mr Benjamin will appear, Ch.71
- Chapter vii -- Containing better reasons than any which have yet Ch.72
- Chapter viii -- Jones arrives at Gloucester, and goes to the Bell; the Ch.73
- Chapter ix -- Containing several dialogues between Jones and Ch.74
- Chapter x -- In which our travellers meet with a very extraordinary Ch.75
- Chapter xi -- In which the Man of the Hill begins to relate his Ch.76
- Chapter xv -- A brief history of Europe; and a curious discourse Ch.77
- Chapter i -- Of those who lawfully may, and of those who may not, Ch.78
- Chapter ii -- Containing a very surprizing adventure indeed, which Mr Ch.79
- Chapter iii -- The arrival of Mr Jones with his lady at the inn; with Ch.80
- Chapter iv -- In which the arrival of a man of war puts a final end to Ch.81
- Chapter v -- An apology for all heroes who have good stomachs, with a Ch.82
- Chapter vi -- A friendly conversation in the kitchen, which had a very Ch.83
- Chapter vii -- Containing a fuller account of Mrs Waters, and by what Ch.84
- Chapter i -- Containing instructions very necessary to be perused by Ch.85
- Chapter ii -- Containing the arrival of an Irish gentleman, with very Ch.86
- Chapter iii -- A dialogue between the landlady and Susan the Ch.87
- Chapter iv -- Containing infallible nostrums for procuring universal Ch.88
- Chapter v -- Showing who the amiable lady, and her unamiable maid, Ch.89
- Chapter vi -- Containing, among other things, the ingenuity of Ch.90
- Chapter vii -- In which are concluded the adventures that happened at Ch.91
- Chapter ii -- The adventures which Sophia met with after her leaving Ch.92
- Chapter iii -- A very short chapter, in which however is a sun, a Ch.93
- Chapter vi -- In which the mistake of the landlord throws Sophia into Ch.94
- Chapter viii -- A dreadful alarm in the inn, with the arrival of an Ch.95
- Chapter ix -- The morning introduced in some pretty writing. A Ch.96
- Chapter x -- Containing a hint or two concerning virtue, and a few Ch.97
- Chapter i -- Showing what is to be deemed plagiarism in a modern Ch.98
- Chapter ii -- In which, though the squire doth not find his daughter, Ch.99
- Chapter iii -- The departure of Jones from Upton, with what passed Ch.100
- Chapter v -- Containing more adventures which Mr Jones and his Ch.101
- Chapter vi -- From which it may be inferred that the best things are Ch.102
- Chapter vii -- Containing a remark or two of our own and many more of Ch.103
- Chapter viii -- In which fortune seems to have been in a better humour Ch.104
- Chapter xi -- The disasters which befel Jones on his departure for Ch.105
- Chapter xii -- Relates that Mr Jones continued his journey, contrary Ch.106
- Chapter xiv -- What happened to Mr Jones in his journey from St Ch.107
- Chapter iii -- A project of Mrs Fitzpatrick, and her visit to Lady Ch.108
- Chapter v -- An adventure which happened to Mr Jones at his lodgings, Ch.109
- Chapter vi -- What arrived while the company were at breakfast, with Ch.110
- Chapter viii -- Containing a scene of distress, which will appear very Ch.111
- Chapter ix -- Which treats of matters of a very different kind from Ch.112
- Chapter x -- A chapter which, though short, may draw tears from some Ch.113
- Chapter i -- An essay to prove that an author will write the better Ch.114
- Chapter ii -- Containing letters and other matters which attend Ch.115
- Chapter iv -- Which we hope will be very attentively perused by young Ch.116
- Chapter vi -- Containing a scene which we doubt not will affect all Ch.117
- Chapter viii -- What passed between Jones and old Mr Nightingale; with Ch.118
- Chapter iv -- By which it will appear how dangerous an advocate a lady Ch.119
- Chapter v -- Containing some matters which may affect, and others Ch.120
- Chapter x -- Consisting partly of facts, and partly of observations Ch.121
- Chapter ii -- A whimsical adventure which befel the squire, with the Ch.122
- Chapter v -- In which Jones receives a letter from Sophia, and goes to Ch.123
- Chapter vii -- In which Mr Western pays a visit to his sister, in Ch.124
- Chapter iii -- The arrival of Mr Western, with some matters concerning Ch.125
- Chapter iii -- Allworthy visits old Nightingale; with a strange Ch.126
- Chapter xii -- Approaching still nearer to the end. Ch.127
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